Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day DisappointmentPublished May 2023
SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.
AI Programs Say AI is Safe and There is Nothing to Worry AboutPublished May 2023
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Several of the most popular artificial intelligence (AI) content generators have begun creating articles and stories about how artificial intelligence is nothing to worry about and is, in fact, humankind’s best friend.
Dawn Releases New Dish Soap for MenPublished January 2023
CINCINNATI, OH – In an effort to appeal to men, Procter & Gamble (P&G) is releasing a new Dawn Dish Soap made specifically for men.
Local Man to Take a Break from Owning LibsPublished August 2022
PRESCOTT, AZ – A local Republican says he’s getting a bored “constantly owning all the libs” and is considering taking some time off to focus on himself.
FDA Adds New “Fewd” Category for Taco Bell Menu ItemsPublished April 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Food and Drug Administration announced this week that it has created a new product category, “fewd,” to describe items found on Taco Bell’s menu.
Gambling Apps to Allow Users to Contact AthletesPublished February 2022
LAS VEGAS, NV – Several of the largest sports betting apps will soon allow users to contact individual athletes directly through the app.
Odd Weather Has Old Man Winter’s Friends and Family Concerned He May be Using DrugsPublished November 2021
WINTERLAND – Old Man Winter’s family and friends are concerned that his recent erratic behavior may be due to cognitive decline or drug abuse.
Local Man Concerned by Thoughts of Purchasing Flip-FlopsPublished March 2021
CHICAGO, IL – Local software developer Andre Flutroe, 29, says he has become concerned about his increasing desire to purchase a pair of flip-flops sandals.
Texas to Begin Requiring Residents to Generate Their Own PowerPublished March 2021
DALLAS, TX – After recent winter storms almost completely destroyed Texas’ power grid, the Texas state government has passed a law requiring all residents to generate their own power.
Trump Hiding from Staff in White HousePublished December 2020
WASHINGTON, DC – After losing the Presidential election, by a considerable margin, Donald Trump has begun hiding from staff in the White House in a desperate attempt to remain President.