New Video Game Fails to Make Local Man's Life CompletePublished May 2023
SALEM, OR – After almost five years of waiting, local man James Beal, 29, has announced that the new video game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK), has not made his life complete.
Colombia Opens Ski Resort Using Cocaine Instead of SnowPublished February 2023
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – In an effort to draw tourists to the country, Columbia will open it’s first ski resort featuring cocaine rather than snow.
The Scoop News' 2022 Holiday Toy Buying GuidePublished November 2022
NEW YORK, NY – The season of gift giving is here and to help find the best toys for the children in your life, The Scoop News has pulled together a list of this year’s top selling, sought-after, and affordable toys.
Netflix Announces New Cooking Competition Show “I’d Fuck It”Published October 2022
LOS GATOS, CA –After a string of popular releases, Netflix has announced a new cooking competition show titled “I’d Fuck it.”
Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween CostumesPublished September 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA –With inflation and corporate greed raising costs of most goods, putting together a Halloween costume on a budget is a high priority for many this year.
Local Man to Take a Break from Owning LibsPublished August 2022
PRESCOTT, AZ – A local Republican says he’s getting a bored “constantly owning all the libs” and is considering taking some time off to focus on himself.
Inflation impacting OnlyFans SubscriptionsPublished August 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA – OnlyFans subscribers are feeling the impact of inflation as the amount of content they receive for their subscriptions has decreased.
Decorators Offer Tips for Decorating Your New Bedroom in Your Parent’s BasementPublished May 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA – As thousands of students graduate college and move back in with their parents, redecorating tips for basement living spaces has become a popular social media trend.
New Swiffer Lets People Clean Using Their PetsPublished February 2022
CINCINNATI, OH – Procter & Gamble has released a new version of the Swiffer Sweeper that attaches to small animals and will allow customers to use their pets to clean floors.
Sanctions Imposed on Russian Porn After Russian Invasion of UkrainePublished March 2022
NEW YORK, NY – The United States of America and the European Union announced drastic new sanctions against Russia as a result of the war in Ukraine. The sanctions will block the import of any pornography from Russia.