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![New Dodge Caravan models will come with French Fries already installed under each car seat.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/531t.png)
New Dodge Minivans Will Come with French Fries Already Underneath Seats
Published May 2024DETROIT, MI – Automobile manufacturer Dodge has announced an update to its popular Caravan minivan. Beginning this fall, all new Caravan minivans will come with a French Fry underneath each seat.
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Old, White Man Nostalgic for Time When He Only Had to Hate One Thing
Published June 2024BROOKHAVEN, GA – A local old, white man is feeling nostalgic for a time when he only had to hate one thing instead of almost everything.
![Countries will compete in a new Olympic sport by keeping a balloon from touching the ground.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/532t.png)
Summer Olympics Adds New Keep Balloon From Hitting the Floor Sport
Published June 2024PARIS, FRANCE – A new sport will be added to this year’s Summer Olympic games – Keep the Balloon Off the Floor, also known as “Balloon Bop.”
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15 Amazing Places to Spend a Summer Vacation
Published April 2024LOS ANGELES, CA – As people across the country start planning their summer vacations, The Scoop News has reached out to travel industry experts for a list of this year’s top summer vacation destinations.
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Republicans Turn to GOPnlyFans to Raise Funds for Election
Published March 2024WASHINGTON, D.C. –Republicans running for seats in the Senate and House of Representatives have turned to a new website to help in fundraising efforts – GOPnlyFans.
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FDA to Require Companies to Declare if Food Contains Souls of Children
Published April 2024WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued a new rule that requires companies to add a statement on product packaging declaring if the souls of children were used in a product.
![Sheryl Lekhonen turned a team building event to be all about her.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/522t.png)
Coworker Makes Team Building Even All About Her
Published February 2024CHARLOTTE, NC – A company team building event that was intended to focus on staff unity and communication, quickly turned to be all about Accounts Receivable Accountant Sheryl Lekhonen.
![Arden Bleamoe says he has a "sick" spring break vacation planned and definitely won't be going home to his parent's house and masturbating the entire time.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/524t.png)
College Student Has "Sick" Spring Break Plans and Definitely Won't Be Going to his Parent's House
Published February 2024SPOKANE, WA – Gonzaga University freshman Arden Bleamoe told friends that he has “sick” spring break plans and he is definitely not going home to his parent’s house.
![Beginning next season, every visible surface will be covered in ads.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/521t.png)
NHL to Cover Every Available Surface in Advertisements
Published January 2024TORONTO, CANADA – The NHL announced that starting next year advertising will be added to every available spot on the ice, boards, and uniforms.
![The Detroit Lions have acquired singer and rapper Nicki Minaj as part of a trade with New York.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/519t.png)
Loins Trade Receiver Reynolds for Nicki Minaj
Published February 2024DETROIT, MI – After failing to make the first Super Bowl appearance in the team’s history, the Detroit Loins have announced a blockbuster trade – sending wide receiver Josh Reynolds to New York for rapper and singer Nicki Minaj.
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