Scientists Identify Gene Responsible for Making Truck Owners Back into Parking SpotsPublished May 2023
STANFORD, CA – Researchers at Stanford University have identified the gene responsible for making Pickup Truck owners back in to parking spaces.
Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.Published May 2023
NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.
Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"Published February 2023
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals New Year ReservationsPublished December 2022
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed her 2023 “reservations” during a Fox News interview.
"Luckiest Boy in the World" Celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, KwanzaPublished November 2022
COSTA MESA, CA – Classmates have declared local boy the “luckiest boy in the world” for celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza.
Non-Existent Marvel Show Featuring Strong Female Lead Getting Bad ReviewsPublished September 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA – A yet to be announced Marvel Studios Disney + series with a female lead is already getting poor reviews on IMDB.com.
Lotto Winner Planning to Buy PoliticianPublished August 2022
TOLEDO, OH – The winner of the recent Mega Millions lottery jackpot said she plans to purchase her very own politician with the winnings.
Companies Offering New Incentives to Lure Employees Back to The OfficePublished May 2022
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – To incentivize reluctant employees to return to the office, companies are offering new in-office only perks like on-site clowns, monthly balloon parties, new glory holes, and free shrimp cocktail.
Newspaper's 900th Story Doesn't Live Up to HypePublished May 2022
PORTLAND, OR – The much anticipated and celebrated 900th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper
Local Man Didn't Run Dishwasher Like He Was Supposed ToPublished April 2022
HENDERSON, NV – Local Man, Gavin Crusher, forgot to run the dishwasher probably because of a Pokémon videogame.