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Woman’s Athletic Accomplishments Immediately Compared to Every Male Athlete’s Accomplishments
Published May 2024DES MOINES, IA – After a record-breaking collegiate career, woman’s college basketball player Caitlin Clark’s accomplishments have been compared to the accomplishments of every male athlete ever.
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Kentucky Passes Law to Stop Trans Women from Giving Men Erections
Published March 2024FRANKFORT, KY – The Kentucky Senate has passed a new bill making it illegal for trans women to give men erections.
![Researchers studying men's need to post thoughts online think they have found a clue to the origin of the behavior.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/520t.png)
Researchers Identify Hormone Causing Men to Post Idiotic Thoughts Online
Published January 2024GAINESVILLE, FL – Researchers at the University of Florida say they have made a breakthrough in the search to understand why white men are compelled to post their thoughts online after they turn 18.
![Jason Strooper has no joy or laughter in his life as he no longer finds Buzzfeed article funny.](https://thescoopnews.com/news/images/511t.png)
Buzzfeed Article Proves Local Man Has No Joy in His Life
Published September 2023MISSOULA, MT – Thanks to a recent article on the click bait website BuzzFeed, Jason Strooper has realized that he may not have any more joy left in his life.
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Study: Most Chronically Single Men are Total Dipshits
Published September 2023SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A new study from a team of researchers at Stanford University has found that a large majority of single men remain single because they are “dipshits.”
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GOP Presidential Hopeful Nikki Haley Looking Forward to Losing Nomination to Man
Published June 2023COLUMBIA, SC – Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley says she is looking forward to a long campaign and ultimately losing the nomination to an old, white man later this year.
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Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day Disappointment
Published May 2023SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.
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Dawn Releases New Dish Soap for Men
Published January 2023CINCINNATI, OH – In an effort to appeal to men, Procter & Gamble (P&G) is releasing a new Dawn Dish Soap made specifically for men.
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Researchers Map Orbit of Men Around Attractive Women at Gyms
Published October 2022DENVER, CO – Scientists at the University of Denver have mapped, for the first time, the orbit of men around an attractive woman at a gym.
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Non-Existent Marvel Show Featuring Strong Female Lead Getting Bad Reviews
Published September 2022LOS ANGELES, CA – A yet to be announced Marvel Studios Disney + series with a female lead is already getting poor reviews on IMDB.com.
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