New Book Reveals "Real" Rudolph the ReindeerPublished December 2018
NORTH POLE – Authors of a new book about Rudolph the “red-nosed reindeer” promise to change the way the Christmas icon is remembered.
American’s Postpone Flu Shots as Excuse to Miss ThanksgivingPublished November 2018
ATLANTA, GA – A large number of people are waiting to get a flu shot until after the Thanksgiving holiday in hopes that they will have an excuse to miss Thanksgiving dinner with their family.
Teppanyaki Chef Halfheartedly Performs for OnePublished October 2018
DALLAS, TX – A Teppanyaki chef at Texas Japan BBQ Emporium is struggling to perform while preparing food for a table of one.
Employees Agree HR Guy is CreepyPublished September 2018
CHICAGO, IL – During a team building exercise it was discovered that almost every employee of Vrenti Solutions is creeped out by the Human Resources specialist Ben Skokli.
Dress Code Forces Man to Dress like an AdultPublished August 2018
KANSAS CITY, KS – A newly implemented dress code has forced local developer Curt Dressop to dress like an adult.
Teen Still Waiting for a View on His Fornite VideoPublished May 2018
GOLDEN, CO – A local teen has been waiting for several hours for his YouTube post to register a view.
Edward R. Murrow School Renamed to BuzzFeedPublished January 2018
SPOKANE, WA – Washington State University announced last week that it will be renaming the Edward R. Murrow College of Communication to BuzzFeed College of Clickbaiting.
Lyft Driver Almost Done with Documentary FilmPublished November 2017
PORTLAND, OR -Lyft driver, John Gonzalez, says he is close to finishing his documentary.
Fart in a Jar Prank Unappreciated by CoworkersPublished September 2017
EVANSVILLE, IN – A local man’s “fart in a jar” office prank was not well received by his coworkers.
Office Manager Energized by Efficiency SeminarPublished August 2017
ATLANTA, GA – After attending a workplace efficiency seminar, local Office Manager Morgan LeFreup, is excited about suggesting a number of changes to coworker’s processes.
Roommate’s Anecdote No Longer FunnyPublished July 2017
PROVIDENCE, RI – After three years of hearing the same anecdote repeated on a regular basis, Jason Wynn has told his roommate Jordan Zimmerman the story is no longer funny or interesting.
Newspaper's 700th Story Doesn't Live Up to HypePublished April 2017
PORTLAND, OR – The much anticipated and celebrated 700th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper.
Breeze at Craft Fair Leaves 180 with Hearing LossPublished March 2017
FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ – More than 180 people suffered hearing loss at a local craft fair last weekend as a slight breeze set off 10,000 wind chimes.
Snowstorm Forces Man to Reevaluate His RelationshipPublished January 2017
EUGENE, OR – A recent snowstorm has forced a local man to think about how much he really like the woman he is currently dating.
Child Finds Solace in LyingPublished October 2016
BOSIE, ID – The seven-year-old son of Will and Jeena Johnson, Brently, has admitted to his parents that he not only enjoys lying but finds solace in lying, especially when lying to his parents.
Mother Nature Extends Summer by Three MonthsPublished September 2016
AUSTIN, TX – Summer will be extended three months and Winter will be phased out over the next couple years according to a recent announcement from Mother Nature.
Partygoer Knows What It’s Like to Be a WaiterPublished April 2016
SAN MATEO, CA – During Heather Freiberg’s birthday dinner, the girl at the end of the table gathered all the used plates and silverware in to easily moveable piles because she said she was once a server and “knows what it’s like.”
Minecraft Players Can Win Chance to Work in Real MinePublished March 2016
SAN LEANARDO, CA – Hoping to bring in new players, Microsoft, the company behind the popular Minecraft game are offering a promotion where Minecraft players can win the opportunity to work in an actual mine.
Crowd Indifferent to Hype ManPublished January 2016
ORLANDO, FL – The crowd gathered outside the Orlando Metro Promenade remained indifferent to the hype man hired by Hot Streak nightclub to draw in customers.
Uncle May or May Not Have Sent You a Dick PicPublished November 2015
JACKSONVILLE, NC – While details remain unclear, Uncle Dean may or may not have just sent you a picture of his penis.