Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day Disappointment
Published May 2023SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.
AI Programs Say AI is Safe and There is Nothing to Worry About
Published May 2023SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Several of the most popular artificial intelligence (AI) content generators have begun creating articles and stories about how artificial intelligence is nothing to worry about and is, in fact, humankind’s best friend.
Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson
Published May 2023NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.
Mystery Inc. Teens Arrested for Harassment of Mill Owner
Published April 2023WORCESTER, MA – A group of teenagers has been arrested for the assault and harassment of a local mill owner. The teenagers, who refer to themselves as Mystery, Inc., were also charged with trespassing and possession of controlled substances.
Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"
Published February 2023TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”
Classified Documents Found at Home of Former Student Council President
Published February 2023CHICAGO, IL – Makar Elementary School officials are calling for an investigation after confidential documents were found under the bed of former Student Council President, Chase Johnson.
Southwest Airlines Will Allow Passengers to Fly Planes to Reduce Cancellations
Published December 2022ATLANTA, GA – Southwest Airlines has announced a three-pronged plan for addressing the large number of flight cancelations the airline has made in recent weeks.
"Luckiest Boy in the World" Celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza
Published November 2022COSTA MESA, CA – Classmates have declared local boy the “luckiest boy in the world” for celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza.
The Scoop News' 2022 Holiday Toy Buying Guide
Published November 2022NEW YORK, NY – The season of gift giving is here and to help find the best toys for the children in your life, The Scoop News has pulled together a list of this year’s top selling, sought-after, and affordable toys.
Local 22-Year-Old Was Definitely Going to Vote but Like… Stuff Came Up
Published October 2022PORTLAND, OR – A local 22-year-old woman admits she did not vote in the recent election despite having every intention of doing so.