Fender Releasing New Guitar Designed to Sit in the Background of Video Conference Calls
Published August 2023FULLERTON, CA – Guitar manufacturer Fender will be releasing a new line of guitars designed specifically to sit in the corner of a room during video conference calls.
Studios Give Hollywood Writers New List of Demands
Published August 2023LOS ANGELES, CA – As the writer’s strike in Hollywood continues, the studios have offered a new list of proposals as a path forward to finally ending the strike.
GOP Presidential Hopeful Nikki Haley Looking Forward to Losing Nomination to Man
Published June 2023COLUMBIA, SC – Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley says she is looking forward to a long campaign and ultimately losing the nomination to an old, white man later this year.
Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.
Published May 2023NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.
New Summer Fashion Tips for 2023
Published March 2023LOS ANGELES, CA – This summer’s fashion trends are beginning to hit store shelves and to help guide readers to make the best choices, The Scoop News has asked several leading fashion industry experts to weigh in on the hottest summer styles.
Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"
Published February 2023TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”
Google To Use Mothers to Teach New AI Interface
Published March 2023SEATTLE, WA – Google has announced a shift in strategy for the company’s Artificial Intelligence (AI) interface, relying on mothers instead of the internet to help inform AI decision making.
Fans Upset After Toronto Maple Leafs Miss Super Bowl for 57th Time
Published January 2023TORONTO, CANADA – For the 57th consecutive year, the Toronto Maple Leafs will not play in the Super Bowl, frustrating a dedicated and passionate fan base.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals New Year Reservations
Published December 2022WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed her 2023 “reservations” during a Fox News interview.
Netflix Announces New Cooking Competition Show “I’d Fuck It”
Published October 2022LOS GATOS, CA –After a string of popular releases, Netflix has announced a new cooking competition show titled “I’d Fuck it.”