IKEA's new Skitstuffenhuld product line is designed to hold large amounts of random objects.

IKEA Selling Chair Designed to Hold Large Amount of Random Stuff

DEIFT, NETHERLANDS – This fall, retailer IKEA will begin offering a new line of furniture designed specifically for holding large piles of random stuff.


Men's Warehouse is launching a new line of Executive Basketball Shorts.

Men's Warehouse Launches New Line of Executive Basketball Shorts

HOUSTON, TX- Men’s Warehouse has announced a new line of “executive basketball shorts” the company hopes will appeal to remote workers.


After realizing they can pay women and minorities less, companies are bringing back DEI initiatives.

Companies Bringing Back DEI After Realizing Women, Minorities Can be Paid Less

NEW YORK, NY – Companies across the country have been reinstituting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) campaigns after realizing women and minorities can be paid less than white men.


Several new image filters have been added to the iPhone that are designed to edit and enhance dick pics - including adding small hats to the dick.

Apple Adds New iPhone Image Filters for Dick Pics

SAN FRANCISCO, CA –Apple has announced it will soon add new photo filters specifically designed for dick pics.


McDonald's will be adding 23 new fees to customer's bills.

McDonald's Cuts Price of Food But Add New Fees

CHICAGO, IL – In response to complaints about high prices, McDonald’s announced plans to reduce the price of menu items but add new service fees.


To attract vampires and organ harvesters, Tinder will expand user profiles to include blood type and organ heath.

Tinder Expanding User Profiles to Include Blood Type and Organ Health

LOS ANGELES, CA – The popular dating app Tinder is planning on expanding to a new market by allowing users to list their blood type and organ health within the app.


Northern Arizona University will offer a new degree program to teach students about making, maintaining, and pairings of meth.

University to Offer New Meth Sommelier Degree

FLAGSTAFF, AZ– Northern Arizona University (NAU) has announced a new degree program which it hopes will attract new students – Meth Sommelier.


New Dodge Caravan models will come with French Fries already installed under each car seat.

New Dodge Minivans Will Come with French Fries Already Underneath Seats

DETROIT, MI – Automobile manufacturer Dodge has announced an update to its popular Caravan minivan. Beginning this fall, all new Caravan minivans will come with a French Fry underneath each seat.


Sudan Looking Forward to Inevitable Delivery of Stanley Cups

KHARTOUM, SUDAN–The people of Sudan say they are looking forward to the pending influx of free Stanley cups as the popularity of the large travel cups has begun to subside in the United States of America.


A Republican Senate candidate uses GOPnlyFans to chat with donors.

Republicans Turn to GOPnlyFans to Raise Funds for Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. –Republicans running for seats in the Senate and House of Representatives have turned to a new website to help in fundraising efforts – GOPnlyFans.


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