The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will tour this year for the first time since 1347.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour

MIAMI, FL – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced they are reuniting for one final world tour this year.


Several new image filters have been added to the iPhone that are designed to edit and enhance dick pics - including adding small hats to the dick.

Apple Adds New iPhone Image Filters for Dick Pics

SAN FRANCISCO, CA –Apple has announced it will soon add new photo filters specifically designed for dick pics.


McDonald's will be adding 23 new fees to customer's bills.

McDonald's Cuts Price of Food But Add New Fees

CHICAGO, IL – In response to complaints about high prices, McDonald’s announced plans to reduce the price of menu items but add new service fees.


Phillip Staal is still waiting for everyone that received the COVID vaccine to die so he can be right about his conspiracy theory.

Local Conspiracy Theorist Still Waiting to be Right About COVID Vaccine

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO – Local conspiracy theorist says he is patiently waiting to be correct about the COVID vaccine killing millions.


Climate scientists have stopped warning people about the dangers of climate change and have started telling people to start working on their bucket lists.

Climate Scientists Now Telling People to Work on Their Bucket Lists

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Many leading climate scientists have decided they will stop warning of pending climate catastrophes and will instead suggest everyone “get to work on their bucket list.”


According to several vacation experts, Steve’s garage is a great place to spend some time this summer.

15 Amazing Places to Spend a Summer Vacation

LOS ANGELES, CA – As people across the country start planning their summer vacations, The Scoop News has reached out to travel industry experts for a list of this year’s top summer vacation destinations.


Broadcasters and sports writers have compared Caitlin Clark’s accomplishments to every single male athlete ever.

Woman’s Athletic Accomplishments Immediately Compared to Every Male Athlete’s Accomplishments

DES MOINES, IA – After a record-breaking collegiate career, woman’s college basketball player Caitlin Clark’s accomplishments have been compared to the accomplishments of every male athlete ever.


A Republican Senate candidate uses GOPnlyFans to chat with donors.

Republicans Turn to GOPnlyFans to Raise Funds for Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. –Republicans running for seats in the Senate and House of Representatives have turned to a new website to help in fundraising efforts – GOPnlyFans.


Sheryl Lekhonen turned a team building event to be all about her.

Coworker Makes Team Building Even All About Her

CHARLOTTE, NC – A company team building event that was intended to focus on staff unity and communication, quickly turned to be all about Accounts Receivable Accountant Sheryl Lekhonen.


Beginning next season, every visible surface will be covered in ads.

NHL to Cover Every Available Surface in Advertisements

TORONTO, CANADA – The NHL announced that starting next year advertising will be added to every available spot on the ice, boards, and uniforms.


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