Local Man Ready to Spend Next Two Hours Talking About the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds
Published August 2025AMHERST, MA – Local man Aiden Toews has made it clear to all attendees at the party that he is willing to spend several hours explaining why the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds is “the best album ever made.”
Men's Warehouse Launches New Line of Executive Basketball Shorts
Published July 2025HOUSTON, TX- Men’s Warehouse has announced a new line of “executive basketball shorts” the company hopes will appeal to remote workers.
Local Woman Wants to Be Called by Her Name Instead of "Caleb's Girlfriend"
Published February 2025SEATTLE, WA – A local woman says she is frustrated with constantly being referred to as “Caleb’s girlfriend” instead of her name.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour
Published January 2025MIAMI, FL – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced they are reuniting for one final world tour this year.
Apple Adds New iPhone Image Filters for Dick Pics
Published November 2024SAN FRANCISCO, CA –Apple has announced it will soon add new photo filters specifically designed for dick pics.
10 Song By The Beatles You Didn't Know Were About Ice Spice
Published September 2024LONDON, UK – It’s no secret that The Beatles wrote a number of songs based on real events and real people but what you may not know is that several of The Beatles’ songs were inspired by Ice Spice.
15 Amazing Places to Spend a Summer Vacation
Published April 2024LOS ANGELES, CA – As people across the country start planning their summer vacations, The Scoop News has reached out to travel industry experts for a list of this year’s top summer vacation destinations.
NRA Congratulates High School Grads Who Somehow Made It to Graduation Without Getting Killed
Published April 2024ALEXANDRIA, VA – The National Rifle Association has sent congratulation cards to all graduating, American high school students congratulating them for making it through school without falling victim to gun violence.
Coworker Makes Team Building Even All About Her
Published February 2024CHARLOTTE, NC – A company team building event that was intended to focus on staff unity and communication, quickly turned to be all about Accounts Receivable Accountant Sheryl Lekhonen.
Kentucky Passes Law to Stop Trans Women from Giving Men Erections
Published March 2024FRANKFORT, KY – The Kentucky Senate has passed a new bill making it illegal for trans women to give men erections.