
Sign Placed In Street Instead of Parenting
Published May 2025BEAVERTON, OR – Instead of parenting, a sign was placed on a local street asking drivers to watch for children.

Companies Bringing Back DEI After Realizing Women, Minorities Can be Paid Less
Published April 2025NEW YORK, NY – Companies across the country have been reinstituting Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) campaigns after realizing women and minorities can be paid less than white men.

Local Woman Wants to Be Called by Her Name Instead of "Caleb's Girlfriend"
Published February 2025SEATTLE, WA – A local woman says she is frustrated with constantly being referred to as “Caleb’s girlfriend” instead of her name.

Local Man Has His Childhood Ruined 13 Times a Day
Published October 2024CHARLOTTE, NC – Local man Terry Cooke, 46, says he has had his childhood ruined 12 to 13 times a day for the past several years.

New Meat Alternative Turkeys Hitting the Shelves for Thanksgiving.
Published October 2024DES MOINES, IA – Just in time for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, several new vegan turkey options have become available in grocery stores.

Utah Residents Welcome Whitest of All Sports to Whitest of All States
Published September 2024SALT LAKE CITY, UT – The people of Salt Lake City are eager to welcome the National League Hockey, the whitest of all sports leagues, to the whitest city in America.

McDonald's Cuts Price of Food But Add New Fees
Published October 2024CHICAGO, IL – In response to complaints about high prices, McDonald’s announced plans to reduce the price of menu items but add new service fees.

University to Offer New Meth Sommelier Degree
Published August 2024FLAGSTAFF, AZ– Northern Arizona University (NAU) has announced a new degree program which it hopes will attract new students – Meth Sommelier.

New Texas Law Makes It Illegal to Remove Truck Nuts from Trucks
Published September 2024AUSTIN, TX – The Texas State Legislature has passed a new law making it illegal to remove truck nuts from a truck.

Local Conspiracy Theorist Still Waiting to be Right About COVID Vaccine
Published July 2024COLORADO SPRINGS, CO – Local conspiracy theorist says he is patiently waiting to be correct about the COVID vaccine killing millions.
