Coworker Makes Team Building Even All About Her
Published February 2024CHARLOTTE, NC – A company team building event that was intended to focus on staff unity and communication, quickly turned to be all about Accounts Receivable Accountant Sheryl Lekhonen.
New Video Game Fails to Make Local Man's Life Complete
Published May 2023SALEM, OR – After almost five years of waiting, local man James Beal, 29, has announced that the new video game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK), has not made his life complete.
To Help Fight Racism Pornhub Will Soon Only Offer Interracial Videos on Site
Published December 2020NEW YORK, NY – Pornography website Pornhub has pledged to help fight racism by only offering interracial content.
Gates Suggests People Focus on Positive Impacts to Possible Microchips in COVID Vaccines
Published December 2020MILWAUKEE, WI – Bill Gates addressed the conspiracy theories about the presence of microchips in COVID-19 vaccines by saying people are missing the positive aspects of the hypothetical implanted microchips.
Attendees Deny Farting During Video Conference
Published May 2020RICHMOND, VA – None of the attendees on the weekly Dorchester International sales call have accepted responsibility for the audible fart heard during last week’s video conference call.
Local Woman Redecorates Room Before Video Call
Published April 2020LAKEWOOD, CO – Local woman, Jenny McDavid, has spent the last four hours rearranging her office to ensure attendees on a video conference think McDavid has her shit together.
Texan Testing Canadian's Patience
Published August 2019VANCOUVER, BC – A tourist from Texas is testing a Canadian waiter’s patience and politeness.
Snowstorm Forces Man to Reevaluate His Relationship
Published January 2017EUGENE, OR – A recent snowstorm has forced a local man to think about how much he really like the woman he is currently dating.
Colorado Opens Weed Themed Amusement Park
Published November 2016DENVER, CO - Thanks to the popularity and profitability of legalized pot, Colorado will soon be getting a new marijuana themed, adult amusement park named Mile High Funtown 420.
“Pot is huge in Colorado so it just makes sense to build on that popularity and open a pot-themed amusement park. And really, when you are high, the only thing you want to do is go to an amusement park. That’s a fact,” said Mile High Funtown 420 CEO, Rebecca Matthews.
“Pot is huge in Colorado so it just makes sense to build on that popularity and open a pot-themed amusement park. And really, when you are high, the only thing you want to do is go to an amusement park. That’s a fact,” said Mile High Funtown 420 CEO, Rebecca Matthews.
The Scoop News' Top Ten Places to Live
Published January 2016NEW YORK, NY – There is a new city at the top of this year’s The Scoop News’ semi-annual list of best places to live although it may not come as a surprise to the people who live there.
