Sheryl Lekhonen turned a team building event to be all about her.

Coworker Makes Team Building Even All About Her

CHARLOTTE, NC – A company team building event that was intended to focus on staff unity and communication, quickly turned to be all about Accounts Receivable Accountant Sheryl Lekhonen.


Researchers studying men's need to post thoughts online think they have found a clue to the origin of the behavior.

Researchers Identify Hormone Causing Men to Post Idiotic Thoughts Online

GAINESVILLE, FL – Researchers at the University of Florida say they have made a breakthrough in the search to understand why white men are compelled to post their thoughts online after they turn 18.


Reporter Denise Holman lazily scrolls through Tik Tok as she waits for a new trend to appear.

Local Reporter Sitting Around Waiting for Next Tik Tok Trend to Appear

PHOENIX, AZ – Local reporter Denise Holman is waiting for the next Tik Tok trend to present itself so she can report on it.


Florida textbooks will now state that the Civil War was fought between Pepsi lovers and Coca-Cola lovers.

New Florida Law Requires Textbooks to State Civil War Was Fought Over Cola Choice

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida lawmakers have passed a new law that requires all textbooks used by publicly funded schools to be changed to say the American Civil War was fought over the choice of cola drinks.


Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) has given the Writers Guild of America (WGA) a new list of demands in hopes of resolving the current strike.

Studios Give Hollywood Writers New List of Demands

LOS ANGELES, CA – As the writer’s strike in Hollywood continues, the studios have offered a new list of proposals as a path forward to finally ending the strike.


A research team at Stanford University has found the gene that forces truck owners to back in to parking spots.

Scientists Identify Gene Responsible for Making Truck Owners Back into Parking Spots

STANFORD, CA – Researchers at Stanford University have identified the gene responsible for making Pickup Truck owners back in to parking spaces.


Fox News have promised to interview a diverse group of white men to replace Tucker Carlson.

Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.

NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.


Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”


Marjorie Taylor Green, who is stupid, revealed her "reservations" for the new year.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals New Year Reservations

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene revealed her 2023 “reservations” during a Fox News interview.


Marcus Weeksy's classmates have declared him to be the "luckiest boy in the world."

"Luckiest Boy in the World" Celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza

COSTA MESA, CA – Classmates have declared local boy the “luckiest boy in the world” for celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza.


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