Beginning next season, every visible surface will be covered in ads.

NHL to Cover Every Available Surface in Advertisements

TORONTO, CANADA – The NHL announced that starting next year advertising will be added to every available spot on the ice, boards, and uniforms.


The Detroit Lions have acquired singer and rapper Nicki Minaj as part of a trade with New York.

Loins Trade Receiver Reynolds for Nicki Minaj

DETROIT, MI – After failing to make the first Super Bowl appearance in the team’s history, the Detroit Loins have announced a blockbuster trade – sending wide receiver Josh Reynolds to New York for rapper and singer Nicki Minaj.


According to women, most single men remain single because they are dipshits.

Study: Most Chronically Single Men are Total Dipshits

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – A new study from a team of researchers at Stanford University has found that a large majority of single men remain single because they are “dipshits.”


A shirt made of crocs is one of this summer's hottest looks.

New Summer Fashion Tips for 2023

LOS ANGELES, CA – This summer’s fashion trends are beginning to hit store shelves and to help guide readers to make the best choices, The Scoop News has asked several leading fashion industry experts to weigh in on the hottest summer styles.


Fans Upset After Toronto Maple Leafs Miss Super Bowl for 57th Time

TORONTO, CANADA – For the 57th consecutive year, the Toronto Maple Leafs will not play in the Super Bowl, frustrating a dedicated and passionate fan base.


Non-Existent Marvel Show Featuring Strong Female Lead Getting Bad Reviews

LOS ANGELES, CA – A yet to be announced Marvel Studios Disney + series with a female lead is already getting poor reviews on IMDB.com.


Due to inflation, OnlyFans subscribers are getting less then they expect from their subscriptions.

Inflation impacting OnlyFans Subscriptions

LOS ANGELES, CA – OnlyFans subscribers are feeling the impact of inflation as the amount of content they receive for their subscriptions has decreased.


Plants can help brighten up a basement bedroom.

Decorators Offer Tips for Decorating Your New Bedroom in Your Parent’s Basement

LOS ANGELES, CA – As thousands of students graduate college and move back in with their parents, redecorating tips for basement living spaces has become a popular social media trend.


Country singer Glenn Coventry's album sales are not meeting expectations.

Country Singer Considering Using N-word to Boost Album Sales

NASHVILLE, TN – Country singer Glenn Coventry is considering posting a video of himself using the N-word to boost record sales for his new album.


A white, middle-aged man listens to music made in the 1960s.

White, Middle-aged Men Upset with Recent 500 Best Songs List

LOS ANGELES, CA – Middle-aged, white men across the country are expressing their anger with an entertainment magazine’s recent list of the 500 best songs of all time.


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