Top Costume Ideas for This Halloween

LOS ANGELES, CA – As Halloween approaches, people across the country are looking for the perfect costume.


James Wisuksi is very concerned about things in New York city even though he has never left Oklahoma.

Man Who's Never Been to New York City Concerned About How Things are Going in New York City

TULSA, OK – Local man James Wisuksi says he is “very concerned” about how things are going in New York City despite having never been to New York City and having no relatives or friends in New York City.


Aiden Toews has spent the entire party talking about the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds.

Local Man Ready to Spend Next Two Hours Talking About the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds

AMHERST, MA – Local man Aiden Toews has made it clear to all attendees at the party that he is willing to spend several hours explaining why the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds is “the best album ever made.”


Sign Placed In Street Instead of Parenting

BEAVERTON, OR – Instead of parenting, a sign was placed on a local street asking drivers to watch for children.


The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will tour this year for the first time since 1347.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Reunite, Announce Final Tour

MIAMI, FL – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced they are reuniting for one final world tour this year.


To attract vampires and organ harvesters, Tinder will expand user profiles to include blood type and organ heath.

Tinder Expanding User Profiles to Include Blood Type and Organ Health

LOS ANGELES, CA – The popular dating app Tinder is planning on expanding to a new market by allowing users to list their blood type and organ health within the app.


An old, white man has expressed nostalgia for a time when he didn't have to hate so many things.

Old, White Man Nostalgic for Time When He Only Had to Hate One Thing

BROOKHAVEN, GA – A local old, white man is feeling nostalgic for a time when he only had to hate one thing instead of almost everything.


According to several vacation experts, Steve’s garage is a great place to spend some time this summer.

15 Amazing Places to Spend a Summer Vacation

LOS ANGELES, CA – As people across the country start planning their summer vacations, The Scoop News has reached out to travel industry experts for a list of this year’s top summer vacation destinations.


The NRA has sent cards to all high school graduates congratulating them on making it through school without getting shot and killed.

NRA Congratulates High School Grads Who Somehow Made It to Graduation Without Getting Killed

ALEXANDRIA, VA – The National Rifle Association has sent congratulation cards to all graduating, American high school students congratulating them for making it through school without falling victim to gun violence.


Reporter Denise Holman lazily scrolls through Tik Tok as she waits for a new trend to appear.

Local Reporter Sitting Around Waiting for Next Tik Tok Trend to Appear

PHOENIX, AZ – Local reporter Denise Holman is waiting for the next Tik Tok trend to present itself so she can report on it.


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