Arden Bleamoe says he has a "sick" spring break vacation planned and definitely won't be going home to his parent's house and masturbating the entire time.

College Student Has "Sick" Spring Break Plans and Definitely Won't Be Going to his Parent's House

SPOKANE, WA – Gonzaga University freshman Arden Bleamoe told friends that he has “sick” spring break plans and he is definitely not going home to his parent’s house.


Paul Reseneux bought a hot tub this past March but is telling friends and family that he is already regretting the purchase.

Local Man Already Regretting Buying Hot Tub

ST LOUIS, MO – A local man has told friends that he is already regretting his late-March hot tub purchase.


Local man James Beal hoped the new Zelda video game would complete his life, but it did not.

New Video Game Fails to Make Local Man's Life Complete

SALEM, OR – After almost five years of waiting, local man James Beal, 29, has announced that the new video game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK), has not made his life complete.


Colombia is opening a new ski resort that will allow tourists to both ski on and consume cocaine.

Colombia Opens Ski Resort Using Cocaine Instead of Snow

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – In an effort to draw tourists to the country, Columbia will open it’s first ski resort featuring cocaine rather than snow.


The Scoop News' 2022 Holiday Toy Buying Guide

NEW YORK, NY – The season of gift giving is here and to help find the best toys for the children in your life, The Scoop News has pulled together a list of this year’s top selling, sought-after, and affordable toys.


On Netflix's new "I'd Fuck It" chefs will compete to create dishes that judges would consider fucking.

Netflix Announces New Cooking Competition Show “I’d Fuck It”

LOS GATOS, CA –After a string of popular releases, Netflix has announced a new cooking competition show titled “I’d Fuck it.”


According to costume designers, a simple and fun Ha,lloween costume idea is to dress up as Critical Race Theory, or CRT.

Experts Offer Tips for Cheap, Fun, and Scary Halloween Costumes

LOS ANGELES, CA –With inflation and corporate greed raising costs of most goods, putting together a Halloween costume on a budget is a high priority for many this year.


Mike Rapide says he is going to take a break from constantly owning Libs.

Local Man to Take a Break from Owning Libs

PRESCOTT, AZ – A local Republican says he’s getting a bored “constantly owning all the libs” and is considering taking some time off to focus on himself.


Due to inflation, OnlyFans subscribers are getting less then they expect from their subscriptions.

Inflation impacting OnlyFans Subscriptions

LOS ANGELES, CA – OnlyFans subscribers are feeling the impact of inflation as the amount of content they receive for their subscriptions has decreased.


Plants can help brighten up a basement bedroom.

Decorators Offer Tips for Decorating Your New Bedroom in Your Parent’s Basement

LOS ANGELES, CA – As thousands of students graduate college and move back in with their parents, redecorating tips for basement living spaces has become a popular social media trend.


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